Forced Jellybean Intox (And Other Ways to Profit From Candy Addiction)

Happy Monday everyone! I’m currently sleeping off a bit of a candy hangover today (I think at some point yesterday I was actually pouring jellybeans down my mouth with a pint glass). While I convalesce/get my stomach pumped, enjoy this brief list of hints and advice on making some sweet loot off the sugary stuff:

1) List of the 25 best-selling candies in America
Looking to pick the best candies for your promotion? Be sure to check this list from Bloomberg Businessweek first, which ranks candies by their annual sales totals.

2) The Increasing Health Benefits of Eating Chocolate
Clients wary of unhealthy treats? Sling some knowledge at them about how science is finding chocolate to be a healthier and healthier treat these days, showing new traits like the ability to lower blood pressure and help with major health problems like type 2 diabetes and colon cancer. Link courtesy the world’s favorite internet doctor, WebMD.

3) Promotional Antacids via Promo Marketing Product Search
Poison with one hand, heal with the other with these lovely promotional antacids found on our product search.

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MONDAY MIKE FACT: My favorite Easter candy is the Cadbury Cream Egg.

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